idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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