honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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