1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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