haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
