good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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