It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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