Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
honey bunches of taint.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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