How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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