Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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