remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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