We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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