I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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