mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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