I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
17 year olds will be the death of me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
