Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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