Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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