Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think I am morally bankrupt
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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