how hairy? two words: wookie tits
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Come on in and take your pants off
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