Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
