We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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