it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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