it was like his penis was on wheels.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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