what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I smell like Dick and happiness
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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