; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
where am i from again
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So squirting runs in the family.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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