I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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