Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
