??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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