Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Your tits are I can't wait for
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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