he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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