took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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