Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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