does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
