I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So. Much. Porn.
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