so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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