Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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