Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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