New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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