we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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