how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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