Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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