well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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