What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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