i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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