he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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