its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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