please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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