Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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