carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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