gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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