Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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