i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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