It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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