oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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