I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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