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(203): View more from Connecticut

can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?

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(970): View more from Colorado

If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...

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told you he was gay.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.

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(303): View more from Colorado

and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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(831): View more from California

So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear

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And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear

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